Monday 4 November 2013

Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa - Review.

If you are even just slightly human, then this comedy by director Jeff Tremaine should definitely make you cringe at some of it's unbelievable jaw dropping scenes that will most likely question your own morals and make you think 'should I be laughing at that?', but not to worry because you will burst out with laughter anyway, due to the pure hilarity created by the sheer brilliant performances of Johnny Knoxville and Jackson Nicoll. 

In this Jackass series spin off, Johnny Knoxville's signature character, eighty-six year old Irving Zisman, who is an extremely wrinkly, scraggy, impertinent and outrageously inappropriate elderly man that has some how landed his very own film. When his problem ridden junkie daughter suddenly appears to ask for a favor he is forced to travel across America on an unlikely journey with his somewhat supposedly innocent, chubby eight year old grandson Billy (Jackson Nicoll) who needs to be united with his hopeless money grabbing, estranged father. At first Irving finds Billy an annoying chore, but he soon realises the fun they could have together.

Check out the trailer... (For those using mobile phones, the video may not show, so instead just click the link)


Irving Zisman will take you along for the ride on possibly the best hidden camera road trip ever captured on camera. Despite it not following in the exact footsteps of the other Jackass installments, and instead being a more narrative driven prankster film, it still manages to make you fall victim to the exhilarating hilarity of the pranks Billy and Irving play on the unsuspecting public. 
Although Irving doesn't seem like the most likely candidate to look after a kid, what with using Billy to 'talk dirty' to women that his in to and getting him drunk for the first time, he still manages to teach Billy some life lessons and experiences that certainly nobody else could pull off quite like how he has. Along the way Irving will introduce young Billy to new people, places and situations which will make you question the meaning of 'babysitting'. The two will come face to face with some very unhappy beauty pageant contestants as well as their equally unhappy mothers, some African-American male strippers at a Ladies Night,  funeral home mourners, hairy biker patrons and hundreds of unfortunate and completely real citizens, with real reactions, however put in some seriously unreal situations, making it definitely one to watch and be ready for a few surprises! 

Make it rain, that's all I'm saying. 
(Don't worry, watch the film and you'll understand!)

Rated 15 for it's strong crude and sexual content throughout, language some graphic nudity and brief drug use.

Sunday 13 October 2013

Movie Money Madness.

When we watch a film, all we see is what's happening on the screen, very few of us think about what goes on behind the scenes and what takes places to make it happen. A great film, and even a bad film doesn't get released after just a few months of work, it can take years, in fact ten years in James Camerons case with Avatar. This is because making a film takes huge amounts of effort and preparation, but ultimately what makes it happen is money. However as we know, nothing in this world is free, and the film industry is definitely no exception to this. Therefore this post is all about ridiculous pay checks, huge budgets and just money down the drain...

Complete destruction in Casino Royale - 2006

This action-packed thriller by Martin Campbell and starring Daniel Craig had a budget of £110 million. And no wonder. Because in one single afternoon, three Aston Martin's were destroyed in result of perfecting the car roll sequence. But wait, there's more... Each car is valued at £220,000!! Now look at that beautiful car in the picture to the left and picture it being destroyed three times for a five minute clip. Now this may just be me being tight, but what a waste!

                    That's what I call a hungry cast in The Hobbit, An Unexpected Journey - 2012

For this film, Peter Jackson, the director had a huge budget of £414 million and I'm glad he spent that money wisely. As during the making of The Hobbit, he managed to spend £1.1 million on food! Obviously. Also £281,000 on coffee. That's a lot of hyperactive dwarfs!
A man of few words in Terminator 2: Judgement Day - 1991

In the second film of the Terminator series, our Terminator is played by Arnold Schwarzenegger. Some may call him an action hero and some people like myself will call him an awful actor, which is why this next figure annoys me so much. Because Arny managed to rake in a salary of £12 million. But more annoyingly, he only spoke 700 words in the entire film! That means roughly £16,000 per word! So 'Hasta la vista baby' got him £64,000. That's just not fair.

Over priced ridiculousness in Tenacious D, Pick of Destiny - 2006 

In this Rock-Comedy, the makers, Kyle Gas & Jack Black certainly didn't hold back when spending a bit of cash. In one short scene the camera pans across the famous Hollywood sign for only a few seconds, costing them £37,000. They show another short clip of  old school rock star Pete Townshend, power sliding. To get this clip they had to ring up an ask the man himself. Allegedly he said 'of course, but it will cost you £150,000' So that's what they paid. These little things don't come cheap!

                         Every body loves an underdog  in The Shawshank Redemption - 1994

In 1994, the film Shawshank Redemption was released. Those who have watched it will probably say it's one of the best films they have ever seen. So how come it done so bad at the box office? This film cost 18 million to make, and only just about scraped a profit, as hardly anyone went to see it. Yet nearly two decades later, the film that barely managed to pay for itself, is ranked No.1 on the IMDb's Top 250 Films of All Time list. Turning their tiny profit, into a not so tiny profit!

Loosing money in Run For Your Wife - 2012

Most people from Britain know that Danny Dyer always plays a tough, violent character in the usual gangster flicks. But  recently the actor decided to change things up and go for a comedy role in this extremely  sh*t film called 'Run For Your Wife' I doubt you have heard of it. This may have been Dyer's worst ever decision. As the film made an immense £747 at the box office! Yes I'm being sarcastic. £747 is beyond embarrassing, especially as the film cost £2.5 million to make. Which means that, at this rate, it would have to show for another 3,347 weeks to break even. Which is about 65 years. Awkwaaard.



Ever wondered how much actors really get paid? Well don't wonder. Because trust me, you don't want to know!... Warning: The figures you're about to read below are truly ridiculous and might make you want to cry. 

In order for actors to make a serious fortune, they must demand more than just a single salary. They also need to make sure that they get a small percentage in the films revenue. For example, if Brad Pitt does a movie, he may want 10% of the film's revenue on top of his £20 million salary. That would mean he would get 10% of the movie gross revenue. So if his movie goes on to earn £100 million, Brad Pitt is entitles to an additional £10 million (10% of £100 million). This is partially why some of the actors below get insane paychecks! I shall now present Hollywood's highest paid actors...

Tom Cruise - The 50 year old actor gets on average about £15 million per film that he stars in as a main character. His highest paying role so far has been Agent Ethan Hunt in the Mission Impossible franchise, as he raked in a total of £216 million from it. Cruise made £52 million off the first film, £56m off the second, £56m off the third and £52m off the fourth. Resulting in the largest cumulative paycheck any actor has ever received for a single part.

Keanu Reeves - In The Matrix trilogy, Reeves earned a total of £193 million. For the first film he was paid a salary of £7.4 million with a percentage of 10%. The Matrix eventually made £340 million worldwide, so he bagged a total payment of £40 million. The second one earned him £93 million and finally he received £60 million for the third one. The £93m that Keanu earned from the second film, The Matrix: Reloaded, is the largest paycheck ever received for a single film. And to think Will Smith turned the part down!


Johnny Depp - Depp's totally improvised portrayal of the highly praised character, Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean , definitely paid off! Literally. As the 4 part series earned him a total of £137 million. He made £15m for the first, £44m for the second, £37m for the third and £41m for the fourth. There has also been rumors of Depp returning for a future fifth installment and that he has negotiated a deal that could be worth £70 million, which will include a cute of merchandise, DVD sales and the box office earning. That's a lot of cash for one guy!

Tom Hanks - When Hanks realised that the production of Forrest Gump was going extremely over budget, he wisely handed over half his £7 million pay check, so that shooting could continue without any half measures, in exchange of a 10% share in the overall revenue. Smart guy. Because his £7 million pay day turned into a £52 million payday on top of a Best Actor Academy Award. That's what I call a good result.


Jaden Smith - Finally, Jaden Smith is our highest paid child actor, despite his dad Will and Jada having an enormous fortune, he has chose not to slob around but to  follow in his parents foot steps and make his own fortune, being already worth £6 million at just the age of 15. Back in 2010 Jaden played the role of Dre Parker in The Karate Kid, earning him a total of £2.2 million, making him the highest paid actor for a single film. That's a lot of money for a 12 year old!


Tuesday 1 October 2013

Breaking Bad Appreciation


I know I'm suppose to blog about 'film', however occasionally, I shall also blog about a television series. On Sunday we finally came to the end of, in my opinion, the best series on earth, that is Breaking Bad!. To mark this joyous yet mournful occasion, I thought I'd do a mid week Breaking Bad special. Going behind the scenes of the much loved program. I hope everyone can understand and appreciate the amount of effort that goes into making such an awesome series! So here are some photo's and a few facts. Enjoy.

Gale after realizing he just died...


No hard feelings... Lets just party.


Did you know that Jesse Pinkman played by Aaron Paul was supposed to be killed off in the very first season! But he stayed in because the creator of the show, Vince Gilligan, thought his performance was so good that he deserved to stay on for the next season at least. It was from there that Jesse's character began to evolve.


Casual...


Not a great combination... 


Breaking bad almost never even made it to air, as the show was turned down by four big networks, which were HBO, TNT, FX and showtime. All before AMC made the decision to take over.

Hank sitting on the toilet and realizing Walt is Heisenberg...


Walt punching Jesse...


Mike Watching Jesse sleep...


Aaron Paul is actually 34. Even though he is a drop out. That's a bit too old to be a college student! Also Walter Jr played by R.J Mitte really has got cerebral palsy in real life as well as on the show.

Jesse as Mr. White...
 Mr White as Jesse...
Jessie as a Los Pollos Chicken and Walt as Hector...
Walt and Jesse as Skyler and Marie...
Jesse and Walt  as termites...

Walter White actually exists.  In 2008, a guy from Alabama earned a place on the state’s Most Wanted list thanks to his enormous  meth business. Although he was neither a teacher or a cancer sufferer. But his name? Walter White.

We once knew Walter as Hal...


And pose...


What are they looking at?


Skyler going for a swim...


Mr. White has fooled us all because the meth that he sells is in fact blue rock candy. So making your own meth business is much more easier than you thought.  




Saturday 28 September 2013

Unscripted Scenes, Funny Mistakes & Genius Improvisation.

Most films tend to have that one really iconic scene, perhaps made famous by a certain line. But what fascinates me is that some of the most unforgettable moments, scenes and lines to ever hit the big screen, weren't even suppose to happen! Even though the screen writers might hate it, sometimes the actors quick thinking or even mistakes can make that scene so much better. Here are some examples...

Shaun of The Dead - 2004 - Winchester Pub Ex-Porn star Scene


Firstly I would just like to say this is personally the best zombie-comedy film I've ever watched. So if you haven't seen it, I recommend it! Okay, so in this scene Ed played by Nick Frost is trying to cheer up his mate Shaun played by Simon Pegg who has just been dumped by his girlfriend. To do so he begins to describe some of the pub regulars, and tells Shaun that the old lady in the corner is an ''Ex-Porn Star'' and says ''she's done it all'' then does some rude hand gestures. Nick Frost was told to describe these people in the pub but wasn't told what actually to say, so it was all improvisation, but luckily Nick's a funny guy. As it was unscripted, Simon Pegg clearly found it rather amusing and  had no idea Nick was going to say that, which is why his laugh is completely genuine . I love this because you can tell Peggs previous laugh is so fake compared to his real one.

The Usual Suspects - 1995 - The Line Up Scene


The writer of this film only wrote one line for this scene and that was ''Give me the keys, you f*cking c*cksucker!''. It was then down to all five individual actors to deliver the line any way they wanted. In fact the writer is actually playing the cop interviewing them, he literally couldn't understand what Benicio Del Toro was saying, which is why he says ''in english please?''. Del Toro's reaction and the laughter was also unscripted. After watching the  commentary I find out that they were actually all laughing not because of Del Toro's mumbled answer, but because he actually farted. Charming.

Being John Malkovich - 1999 - Think Fast! Scene


In this scene two men, John and Craig are simply arguing, no violence, just talking . However just after they have finish their argument and Malkovich is leaving the scene, some randomer throws an empty can at John Malkovich and says ''Hey Malkovich! Think Fast!''. This guy must have seriously good aim, as it hits him right on the noggin! This particular unscripted scene will always be my favorite. Purely because the guy who throws the can is actually a drunken extra who really shouldn't be there and secondly because those who know of Malkovich will know that his little tantrum reaction was 100% genuine. You would have thought the extra was fired, but no, his pay check actually went from £100 to £700 because Spike Jonze the director decided to keep this moment in the final cut because he thought it helps to convey Malkovich's frustration. C'mon, who doesn't love Hollywood A-listers being made a fool of. Cracks me up every time I watch it! The extra deserves a pat on the back and some serious lad points.

Reservoir Dogs - 1992 - Ear Cutting Scene 


The script for Tarantino's violent Crime-Thriller, scripted that Mr. Blonde played by Michael Madsen was to torture Officer Nash by cutting off his ear with a razor. However, Tarantino didn't give Madsen any specific directions on what to do once the gruesome task had been done. Therefore all of Madsen's lines and actions after this point were all improvisation, including him saying ''Hey what's going on, can you hear that'' to the Nash's cut off ear, and all the dancing was also Madsen's idea. I can't imagine this scene with out the dancing or that line. Tarantino's decision to let Madesn take over was so the right think to do. Sometimes it's best to let an actor do what they do best! 

The Shining - 1980 - Heres Johnny! Scene


Okay, so this next one just proves what a genius actor Jack Nicholson truly is. Wendy and her son Danny hide from the deranged Jack Torrance played by Nicholson in a hotel bathroom. Jack begins chopping through the door with a axe and as he sticks his face into the broken opening, he shouts the phrase "Here's Johnny!" previously made famous by a chat show host called Johnny Carson. The line was not even apart of  Stanley Kubrick's original screenplay and was completely improvised by Nicholson. This is one of, if not the most well known and forgettable movie lines/scenes in film history, and can you believe it, it wasn't even suppose be in the film! Full credit goes to Nicholson!

The Dark Knight - 2008 - Delayed Hospital Explosion Scene


Originally the joker, played by Heath Ledger was suppose to walk down the street while the explosion at the hospital began, get on the school bus in a scripted pause, and then the bus would drive away while the explosion finished.  However, Ledger mistakenly forgot all about the pause and literally thought that the explosion stopped working half way through. So he started to jokingly fidget with the remote detonator. Then when the explosion began again (like it was scripted to) Ledger's quick jump is his genuine shock reaction as he didn't realize the explosion would start again. Christopher Nolan, the director, decided to keep this in the film because he said it brings a slight amount of dark humor to what would have just been a serious scene. 

Taxi Driver - 1976 - You Talkin To Me? Scene


If you have never heard the quote ''you talkin to me!?'' then, no offence but you have been living underneath a rock, because this is one of the most well known lines and iconic scenes ever created. Credit goes to both Robert DeNiro who is playing Travis Bickle which is our psycho and  the director, Martin Scorsese. For this scene the only direction that the screen play gives is 'Travis talks to himself in the mirror'. It was left up to DeNiro to decide what Travis was going to talk to about, in result the line ''you talkin to me!?'' hit the screens. However we have to give some credit to Scorsese as well , because his the guy behind the camera saying, i don't like the way your saying that, say it again, but differently. Which is why Travis repeats this line so many times. 

Goodfellas - 1990 - Your a Funny Guy.. Funny How!? Scene


As well as Taxi Driver, this is another great film directed by Martin Scorsese. Those who have seen this rather violent gangster flick will know that this scene really stands out in the film, especially as it emphasizes Joe Pescis quick tempered personality. In this scene Tommy played me Pesci is telling everyone his joke, and the atmosphere is all very jolly, but when Henry Hill played by Ray Liotta harmlessly calls Tommy a ''funny guy'' the mood suddenly stops when Tommy aggressively replies to Henry by saying ''Funny how!? Am I a clown!? Am I here to f*cking amuse you!?''. Amazingly this entire conversation, including Tommy's joke is all improvisation, no wonder Ray Liotta's reasons were a bit slack. 

Annie Hall - 1977 - The Sneeze Scene


This next one is actually  hilarious as it's such an unlucky thing to do, possibly the best film mistake to ever stay into a film and just proves that Woody Allen is genuinely a pretty clumsy guy. New-Yorker Alvy (Woody Allen) is about to snort cocaine for the first time, however just as he takes a quick peek, he accidentally does a  violent sneeze right into the tin holding it all, causing the white powder to go everywhere. Bless him. The surrounding actors' laughter was completely spontaneous, in fact they had to cut the scene short because they couldn't stop laughing . They weren't even properly filming, it actually happened in a rehearsal, but Woody Allen decided to add it in his film because audiences seemed to love it. Moral of the story; Never do cocaine with Woody Allen.

50/50 - 2011 - Head Shaving Scene


Have you ever noticed that with the film 50/50 every single movie poster or even trailer, revolves around the head shaving scene, when in fact the script of this film never even asked the main character to have his head shaved, this was all Joseph Gordon-Levitt's idea. He then made the decision to film it happening. So Seth Rogan and Levitt improvised the entire scene all in one take. Therefor I'm pretty the camera caught their real reactions while the two of them got to grips with Josephs new look.